". . . for the Gander"

You're watching TV and a white-skinned young woman  appears on the screen.  Her straight brown hair is flat about her head except for four or five 1-inch knobs of hair sticking out, and she has blackened her pretty face.  She wore the disguise, imitating some black guy who's an entertainer on a TV show, to a masquerade party.

You'd think that the guy being an entertainer would be grateful to the pretty young woman for the publicity.  But no, she's being sued for imitating his hairdo and black skin.  You think of black-skinned people who've been giggling, snarling, and rapping the "N" word at each other for years, but the moment a white-skinned person -- thinking that black people like the word -- uses the word he or she gets sued.

Then you think:  What if white-skinned people should begin suing non-white skinned people for imitating them by straightening their tight hair and dying it blond?  And what if the Spaniards, the English, the French, Portuguese, and Arabs start suing non-white skinned people for imitating their respective identities by using their names, languages, religions, and customs?  And these cowards who say:  "These political, economic, and military problems; these problems with drugs and violence and terrorists -- all problems must be put in God's hands."  What if their God decides to sue them for making IT responsible for problems that we humans created and run from?

"Good for the goose, good for the gander."

Slick "Stick"

Slick was "discovered" and notarized in notoriety when he was 12-years-old and arrested for shooting dice with men and women in an alley next to a poolhall in New York City.  Adulthood crowned him convincing several free-wheeling white entrepreneurs to squeeze out a crunch of movies about "po' blacks in slavery" that ended in the United States over a hundred years before he and any other blacks and whites in the United States were born.  Enough with the slavery-bit of over a century ago.  It's these ignorant, violent punks in the streets and schools of this 21st century who need to be focused on.

"Hell, Slick, with this Stick you're offering, we won't have to work another day in our life," the entrepreneurs had said.
"Yeah, and we know that some empty-headed nuts are gonna leave the movies wanting to tear up something and blame whites for all our faults, but that'll bring in more meek, weak, bleeding-hearts with more money to calm down the nuts -- who'll just act worse to get more money coming their way," Slick had replied.  He knew that bleeding-heart whites felt some strange slavery-"guilt" that they had excavated from even God didn't know where.  So they poured thousands of dollars into the entrepreneurs' and Slick's guiltburn (super heartburn), heartbreak-hotel, sucker-punch, mopish movies to atone for that strange slavery-guilt about dead slaves who in their over-a-hundred-year restfull dead-sleep neither knew nor cared about some strange slavery-"guilt" or anything else.  And Slick and the entrepreneurs, dressed in thousand-dollar suits, giving $100 dollar tips, cruised about New York City in chauffered limousines, laughing.

Lost and Found

Lord, give me patience.  "My fellow politicians, finally, I can announce --"
"Madam Chairwoman, the American people --"
"Madam Chairwoman, everybody's always  speaking for the American people, but saying different--"
Lord, have mercy.  "Sir, if you will allow me to finish, I --"
"Madam Chairwoman, you don't understand.  I speak for the Hispanics and the U.S.A.'s going to be Hispanic.  It's now --"
"Huh . . !  What'd he say . . ?"
"Call security, he's crazy . . ."
"-- it's now Anglo-Hispanic, but soon it'll be Hispanic-Anglo, then later Hispanic.  After that, Adiós goodby, hello hóla --"
"Madam Chairwoman, I represent the GHC -- Greater Hispanic Commuinity -- and we don't agree with the compañero --"

Please, Lord, stay with me.  "Ladies and gentlemen, I was about to announce that finally --"
"Madam Chairwoman,  I represent the Black Ghett-In and and we don't speak Spanish, so what's gonna happen to us when the Hispanics take over? We don't have no businesses like them and they gonna show favoritism when theyget in charge of food stamps and welfare checks and --"
"A poco you Blacks don't show favoritism -- everybody does it.  We speak Spanish and English and you're still stuck in English --"
"Madam Chairwoman, I represent Native Americans -- we were here first, so we should get first shot at anything being given --"
Lord, 'Not my will but thy will be done.'  "Ladies and gentlemen, I was about to announce that finally the SHUT DOWN is over and --"
"Then, Madam Chairwoman, we can take up the issue of putting prayer rugs and interpreters for us Muslims in all the schools and offices and public toilets throughout the country?"
"Madam Chairwoman, what about us Asians?"
Lord, forgive me.  "Any more of you Lost and Found out there want to astound us with your eloquence and wisdom . . . ?"

Who're These People?

One says:  "That's not me."  Another prompts:  "I'm so sorry if I caused harm to someone; it was a thing of the  moment, not the real me."  And another:  "If I was misunderstood, I apologize.  The people who know me know that I'm not like that.  I ask to be forgiven."  And on and on they come at us.

What about these illiterates throughout the world starving in squalor and disease and killing each other in a worthless subculture that fills them with feelings of inferiority and self-hate, drugs and alcohol?  What are they doing in the 21st century to throw off their crippling subculture?  The same thing they were doing in the 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, and 20th centries.  Blaming others for not weeping for them.

"The American People dahdah-dah,  dahdah-dah, dahdah-dah . . ." we hear from Mr. and Mrs. Know-All-Americans.  There are over three-hundred million American people; does any Mr. or Mrs. Know-All-Americans personally know a million of these Americans?  Know a hundred thousand?  Know even a thousand?  If not, then what American people is he or she talking about when foaming at the mouth with "The American people . . ."? 

Millions of these American people can't even speak English, except when demanding their "rights" they -- like parasites -- haven't earned.  So how could they have told Mr. and Mrs. Know-All-Americans their political views or to speak for them?  Could Mr. and Mrs. Know-All-Americans be speaking for only a faction of American People?  Wouldn't it be more exact for them to say:  "Some American people dahdah-dah, dahdah-dah, dahdah-dah . . .."  Then, perhaps, our governmenrt might not SHUT DOWN again.

Discriminate! Discriminate! Discriminate!

Simple minds like simple things.  Does that exclude simple-minded people from having standards?  What about IT, called God or Jehova or Buddha or Allah or Olórún -- and many other names?  Does our respective IT have standards?  Do we think our IT would like to always listen to Kooky Wooky playing "Doody Woody" or prefer a little Chopin from time to time?  Does our IT demand that we humans observe certain standards of conduct?  Would our IT bless a Moses of the Israelites rather than a Hitler of the Nazis?

Would our IT accept ignorant mobs that tramp through the streets yelling, "Kill all Jews and Americans . . !" ?  What about these people who weep, moan, and cry crocodile tears, "Theys 'scriminating ''ginst us 'cause of our color . . . ."  Okay, Mr. and Mrs. smarty britches, suppose we were all the same color; would that be the end of discrimination against you?  Don't you think an IT could find some imperfection in you?

What about these people in Chicago and other cities always whining about the need for more police protection?  Would our respective IT say:  "Police and guns aren't producing these shooters; the shooters come primarily from people stagnating in low subcultures in communities with endless churches and cathedrals.  But you never hear a preacher or priest or ethnic 'leader' or politician say that the 'culture' producing these gangs and shooters needs to be updated."  Would our respective IT promote or accept followers who constantly produce perpetrators of indiscriminate violence?  If not, can we -- as mere mortals -- do less?

Butch Cassidy And Sundance

Butch Cassidy and the Sudance Kid epitomize that hard-nosed, tenacious "stick-to-itness" togetherness -- come what may -- yet unswerving loyalty to rugged individualism that characterized the first whites landing on these shores in the 15th and 16th centuries.  Butch Cassidy and Sundance represent a culture when gunmen "shot it out" with other men who also had guns.

They didn't walk into schools and start killing unarmed, helpless men, women, and children; they didn't walk into a theater and start killing unarmed, helpless men, women, and children watching a movie; they didn't shoot into crowds of unarmed, helpless men, women, and children and kill them in "ride-by" shootings.

They didn't ride down a street and see a lone man jogging and shoot him in the back, killing him.  They didn't ride into a Navy Yard in Washington, D.C. and start firing bullets at unarmed, helpless men and women.

Butch Cassidy and Sundance didn't hide behind: "Somebody hurt my feelings, so I'm gonna get even with them.  I'm gonna start killing people."  Butch Cassidy and Sundance were real men.

Arabs And "Blacks"

We start with the Arabs because everyone who can read should know that centuries and centuries ago it was Arabs who went into Afrika and not Afrikans who went into Arabic countries.  The Arabs kicked butt and enslaved in Afrika and soon Afrikans were taking Arab identities and accepting Islam as their religion.  We mention this because these race-hustlers are constantly hustling European people for enslaving blacks, but they never hustle Arabs for the enslavement of blacks.

This centuries-old contact between Arabs and blacks is so prevalent today because Arab countries are daily in the news; and we see -- after "blacks" have had these Arab identities in Arab countries for centuries -- a discrepancy screaming for attention.

We  have a black president of the United States -- the most powerful nation in the world, but we never see a black face among the officials ruling in the arena of politics and the economy in any Arabic country.  In fact, we never see blacks among the Arab masses, although we know that they've been in these Arabic countries for centuries.  And we strongly suspect -- from experience with those in the United States -- that they might not even identify as black people.  Now, is anyone so naive that he or she doesn't know that the Arabs' view of blacks -- and there's much evidence to support it -- extends to a black president of the United States?  Or is it "politically incorrect" to ask that?