Commander-In-Chief

". . .I, the Commander-In-Chief, have ordered my Minister of Social Media to bring to me, your Commander-In-Chief, banners stating 'Commander-In-Chief' and to be placed about the walls of my office.  And, being the Commander-In-Chief, I, as Commander-In-Chief, am at this moment ordering all members in my administration to refer to me as 'The Commander-In-Chief'.  This is my strategy -- as your Commander-In-Chief -- to defeat the violence of our enemies.  It will instill blood-chilling fear of me -- as Commander-In-Chief -- in their hearts and minds . . .

"Now, I, as your Commander-In-Chief, know that I, as Commander-In-Chief, might seem somewhat repetitive in referring to myself as 'Commander-In-Chief'.  But, recognized world-wide as an experienced, masterful strategist, it is my latest strategic ploy to personify the axiom 'Tell a lie often enough and people will believe it'.  And it is a tactical move to implant in cynics an image of me -- as Commander-In-Chief -- in military uniform, machine gun in hand, leading troops up a hill against U.S. enemies.  I know that you will readily see yourselves following such a Commander-In-Chief as I up that hill . . . ."