"I Don't See Race Or Color"

Don't interrupt 'cause this election has me driving down the street and I -- a 99-year-old man -- minding my business and I look to my left and right and people on the sidewalks are pointing and starring and laughing at me and I realize that I'm talking to myself in outbursts and I'm thinking about that scene of the night our heroic soldiers took out that evil Ben Laden and there was this scene on TV of five or six men and a woman watching the action going down.  And the men looked at the action as if thinking, "It's life or death for our gallant men, but when they kill him and when he's buried I wish we could dig him up, waterboard him and electrocute him."  The woman, however, had her hand over her mouth as women do when they're witnessing something awful, horrifying; and the expression on one man's face was difficult to read because he looked different from the other men and he was noted for not wanting to call Muslim terrorists "Muslim terrorists."

That's when my thoughts shouted me back to this man running for President.  All these wonderful, righteous, never-made-a-mistake-hypocritical damn people jumping all over him on TV, radio, in the streets, in newspapers and in different languages -- and I don't know what world these damned hypocrites are living in, but they're not only damned hypocrites they're stupid as hell if they don't know that every country we go to in this world we see people of different colors and we base our opinion on these different people according to what we know of their history and activities they're involved in today in this 21st century.

And ain't no Judge or nobody else gonna tell me -- and not be lying -- when somebody stands before him or her that he or she doesn't see color or race . . . if he or she does I'll tell both of 'em they're either a damned liar, hypocrite or stupid or blind 'cause I, myself, as old as I am still love variety . . . and I'd like to put all these damned hypocrites  and liars jumping all over this man trying to score political points by so solemnly moaning tear-eyed, "Oh, Lord, I'm so wonderful and righteous, and he shouldn't have said that; that is so racist to recognize that someone is identifying with a heritage different from mine" -- all you lying, hypocritical scum need to be water-boarded because you dislike this man because he's showing the world what damned hypocrites, liars, two-faced scum you are!!!"