"Excuse me, sir, you being the head of the D. D. D. -- Deep Down Do -- an anti-racist organization, and since there're about a trillion of these organizations around I'd like to ask you a question."
"Is this a trick question . . .? I'm funded by the government and if you think I'm gonna risk my funds being unfunded you sho nuff mistaking . . ."
"No, no, no, I've interviewed about a hundred so far and they've suggested that if I'd turn this survey into an anti-racist thing they'd be glad to come in with me and we could make a permanent fortune from the government --"
"Money? Now we can talk business. What's your question? The D. D. D. is about down with all that dumb 'make-us-all-equal' crap if it ain' bringing in no money . . ."
"Let me preface my question by saying that I've noticed that all these black, brown, Indian, and Asians never say anything about being racists themselves, they just focus on calling whites racists. So my question is: If the government offered to buy up land in some continent or country for you black people where you could play basketball and feel free of all these people you guys are always calling racists if they disagree with you about something would you move to it and build a nation?"
"You can't be serious -- who's gonna rule us in this all black country?"
"Whomever you vote into office . . . somebody who hasn't been stagnating all his life in some black organizatiion whining about racism but has been around people experienced at governing millions of constituents with different cultures and religions . . ."
"We ain' got but one person sump'um like that -- and once he got in office the only time I heard him speak with sincere anger was in that speech when he said, '. . .The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet . . . !' That really shook me cause I'm a Christian and I, like many others, voted for him, but now we wonder about him and we sho don't wanna make that emotional mistake again."
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