What In The Wor(L)D?

"What in the world is happening to our culture, doctor?"
"Concerning?"
"The words that we're now using in public.  For example, years ago 'pee' was considered vulgar.  One was taught to say 'urinate'."
"Doctors and nurses have been using 'pee' for quite some time, sir. Welcome to the real world."
"And it's gotten worse.  We used to look around carefully before we'd even whisper 'puty'."
" 'Putty'?  You mean that substance used in repair work?  What's wrong with saying that?"

"No, not 'putty', 'puty', just think of the title 'Dick And Jane.' "
"I still don't understand."
"Just think of the first word in the title by itself and what've you got?"
"Oh."
"We were told that 'penis' was proper, and even if you said it you had to be very careful, had to make sure some woman -- especially some elderly lady or empty-headed damsel -- wasn't within hearing distance."
"Now I understand.  When you say 'puty' you mean 'pussy'.  They've got this Rock group of young women in Russia called 'Pussy', had a big story about them in the newspapers here . . ."
"And when I saw that word in the newspapers here I couldn't believe my eyes.  And now they say that presidential candidate, Donald Trump, repeated the word after someone among his millions of fans used it."

"What's wrong with saying it?  It's the passageway that God formed to bring us into the world.  Are you saying that God should have formed another place in a woman's body for us to come out of, that you know better than God what God should have done?"
"Then say 'passageway', not 'pussy' . . . where's all this culture change gonna stop?"
"Time brings change, sir. makes much that we believe to be 'absolute' to be 'relative'.  If you said 'puty' to some women these days, they'd tell you, 'Piss off, Buster."