Wednesday, February 3, 2016

I'm In Charge

"Sir, are you questioning my expertise in judging a bad Muslim from a good Muslim.  Why would you insult my  childhood intelligence?  I graced Muslim school rooms in my childhood education.  Further, I would declare unequivocally that you make this criticism out of racism against me and Islam and at no time did you try to ascertain the true facts of my indelible, unquestionable experience in Islam.  I must reiterate that my experience and credentials in Islam are impeccable, sir . . ."

"Sir, my question was why you, a noted American politician, would scurry to a Mosque to express and demand love for Muslims and Islam when Muslims are cutting off Christians' heads and desecrating  and destroying Christian churches and cathedrals  and not one of your good Muslim politicos or Imams has gone to a church or cathedral in the Middle East to denounce anti-Christian violence and to protect them against the bad Muslims.  Are there no good Muslims in the Middle East who would support such a 'good' Muslim or Imam?"

"Sir, I remind you who is in charge here.  I'm in charge and this blatant criticism of me and Islam in this country is not only unwarranted and intolerable but borders on blasphemy --"
"What I'm saying, sir, is that your words and actions seem to express a much greater deference for not only Islam over Christianity but even casts a shadow over Israel in its defense against Muslim terrorists."
"Now, sir, I'm in charge here and you have bounded across the borders of decency.  I'm Israel's greatest friend and I refuse to continue with this calamitous interview.  Goodnight, and pray that God bless me and have mercy on any country when I'm in charge."

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