Wednesday, July 1, 2015

HUHN?

"Would you classify it as rigmarol?"
Well, we keep being inspired with brilliant ideas on how to defend ourselves from these Muslim terrorists.  First, we were told that these Muslim terrorists blowing up and shooting people by the thousands and cutting off people's heads were not dangerous, that they were just a few junior league malcontents wanting to be noticed.

These "junior league" terrorists were taking over more and more cities in different countries, and able-bodied men, instead of fighting these "junior league" terrorists invading their cities, were running as if on fire to become refugees with the women and children, leaving the terrorists to destroy long-cherished artifacts, books, museums, and irreplaceable art pieces
'These poor, disgruntled terrorists are not mean and evil,' we were then told.  'They're just unhappy and angry because they don't have jobs.  We must build up their economy for them.  All they want is to work.'
Unfortunately, these Muslim terrorists must not have heard that brilliant idea because they didn't stop shooting and cutting off people's heads but added burning them alive to the carnage.  We heard nothing more about that brilliant idea of giving them jobs.

Watching a man consoling thousands of sad, sorrowful people throughout the nation with a song, many thought that his brilliance was irrefutable.  They agreed:  'Oh, if only we had a Commander-In-Chief like that we'd put him on a world-wide TV hook-up to lead millions in singing to the Muslim terrorists.  And the terrorists, like happy tots, would throw down their knives and guns and join us in singing, praising, and loving America.'
A few voices grumbled:  'You can't expect the people of Israel who are threatened day and night with attacks at bus-stops, on buses, at restaurants and clubs, in schools and hospitals, and in their homes by terrorists to trust this singing Commander-In-Chief to stop Iran from getting a nuclear bomb to use against them.'
'Why he'd be recognized as the world's greatest strategist, telling the world how fearless he and our political party are; delegations from all over the world will be racing to him, paying our government millions of dollars to have him sing to their enemies.  We'd need no fighting equipment, save billions of dollars, not have to fire a single shot.  Just sing our enemies to death . . . maybe send them some flowers, too . . . maybe then -- if he doesn't refer to them as Muslim terrorists -- they won't cut off our heads or shoot us or blow us up, especially since our motto is No Justice No Peace.  They'll see that we'll riot, burn, loot, that we ain't against violence --  why we'll  even provoke people to shoot us and burn down our churches . . .'
"Huhn?"

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