Thursday, October 24, 2013

Slick "Stick"

Slick was "discovered" and notarized in notoriety when he was 12-years-old and arrested for shooting dice with men and women in an alley next to a poolhall in New York City.  Adulthood crowned him convincing several free-wheeling white entrepreneurs to squeeze out a crunch of movies about "po' blacks in slavery" that ended in the United States over a hundred years before he and any other blacks and whites in the United States were born.  Enough with the slavery-bit of over a century ago.  It's these ignorant, violent punks in the streets and schools of this 21st century who need to be focused on.

"Hell, Slick, with this Stick you're offering, we won't have to work another day in our life," the entrepreneurs had said.
"Yeah, and we know that some empty-headed nuts are gonna leave the movies wanting to tear up something and blame whites for all our faults, but that'll bring in more meek, weak, bleeding-hearts with more money to calm down the nuts -- who'll just act worse to get more money coming their way," Slick had replied.  He knew that bleeding-heart whites felt some strange slavery-"guilt" that they had excavated from even God didn't know where.  So they poured thousands of dollars into the entrepreneurs' and Slick's guiltburn (super heartburn), heartbreak-hotel, sucker-punch, mopish movies to atone for that strange slavery-guilt about dead slaves who in their over-a-hundred-year restfull dead-sleep neither knew nor cared about some strange slavery-"guilt" or anything else.  And Slick and the entrepreneurs, dressed in thousand-dollar suits, giving $100 dollar tips, cruised about New York City in chauffered limousines, laughing.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Lost and Found

Lord, give me patience.  "My fellow politicians, finally, I can announce --"
"Madam Chairwoman, the American people --"
"Madam Chairwoman, everybody's always  speaking for the American people, but saying different--"
Lord, have mercy.  "Sir, if you will allow me to finish, I --"
"Madam Chairwoman, you don't understand.  I speak for the Hispanics and the U.S.A.'s going to be Hispanic.  It's now --"
"Huh . . !  What'd he say . . ?"
"Call security, he's crazy . . ."
"-- it's now Anglo-Hispanic, but soon it'll be Hispanic-Anglo, then later Hispanic.  After that, Adiós goodby, hello hóla --"
"Madam Chairwoman, I represent the GHC -- Greater Hispanic Commuinity -- and we don't agree with the compañero --"

Please, Lord, stay with me.  "Ladies and gentlemen, I was about to announce that finally --"
"Madam Chairwoman,  I represent the Black Ghett-In and and we don't speak Spanish, so what's gonna happen to us when the Hispanics take over? We don't have no businesses like them and they gonna show favoritism when theyget in charge of food stamps and welfare checks and --"
"A poco you Blacks don't show favoritism -- everybody does it.  We speak Spanish and English and you're still stuck in English --"
"Madam Chairwoman, I represent Native Americans -- we were here first, so we should get first shot at anything being given --"
Lord, 'Not my will but thy will be done.'  "Ladies and gentlemen, I was about to announce that finally the SHUT DOWN is over and --"
"Then, Madam Chairwoman, we can take up the issue of putting prayer rugs and interpreters for us Muslims in all the schools and offices and public toilets throughout the country?"
"Madam Chairwoman, what about us Asians?"
Lord, forgive me.  "Any more of you Lost and Found out there want to astound us with your eloquence and wisdom . . . ?"

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Who're These People?

One says:  "That's not me."  Another prompts:  "I'm so sorry if I caused harm to someone; it was a thing of the  moment, not the real me."  And another:  "If I was misunderstood, I apologize.  The people who know me know that I'm not like that.  I ask to be forgiven."  And on and on they come at us.

What about these illiterates throughout the world starving in squalor and disease and killing each other in a worthless subculture that fills them with feelings of inferiority and self-hate, drugs and alcohol?  What are they doing in the 21st century to throw off their crippling subculture?  The same thing they were doing in the 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, and 20th centries.  Blaming others for not weeping for them.

"The American People dahdah-dah,  dahdah-dah, dahdah-dah . . ." we hear from Mr. and Mrs. Know-All-Americans.  There are over three-hundred million American people; does any Mr. or Mrs. Know-All-Americans personally know a million of these Americans?  Know a hundred thousand?  Know even a thousand?  If not, then what American people is he or she talking about when foaming at the mouth with "The American people . . ."? 

Millions of these American people can't even speak English, except when demanding their "rights" they -- like parasites -- haven't earned.  So how could they have told Mr. and Mrs. Know-All-Americans their political views or to speak for them?  Could Mr. and Mrs. Know-All-Americans be speaking for only a faction of American People?  Wouldn't it be more exact for them to say:  "Some American people dahdah-dah, dahdah-dah, dahdah-dah . . .."  Then, perhaps, our governmenrt might not SHUT DOWN again.