WAT'LL HEE DOO

If Wat'll Hee Doo doesn't make any sense, perhaps it's because something is missing from it.  The complete expressing is Wat'll Hee Doo - Wat'll Hee Daa - Wat'll Hee Doo Daa Waa.  Now that should be perfectly clear to anyone whose brain has been put in backwards.  The expression came about during a heated discussion in a town-hall meeting between the United Wee-Wees.  They had gathered to elect a president for their country, Wee-Wee Landia.

One contingent argued that "electing a president" should be changed -- considering the millions spent by the presidential candidates -- to "buying a president."  The faction opposing that change bellowed that a non-politician, a "new blood" was needed to govern the country.

"My fellow Wee-Wees," the chairman interjected, "the spirit in me calls for a compromise.  We need to unite around a candidate who has no money -- and doesn't know how to get any -- and will allow us  to write his platform.  He must be a political KNOW-NOTHING.  Do we have a candidate present?"

One lowly Wee-Wee stood up.  His old brown suit was filthy and tattered and several sizes too large for his short, skinny, drip-dry frame and his deeply gray mountainous hair was desheveled, and he looked as if he hadn't bathed in a decade.  "My name is Wat'll Hee Doo and I'm a political KNOW-NOTHING."

"My fellow Wee-Wees, get ready to rule the world," the chairman said.  "Mr. Wat'll Hee Doo is now a Wee-Wee candidate and the spirit tells me that his platform should be THE WAT'LL HEE DOO-WAT'LL HEE DAA-WAT'LL HEE DOO DAA WAA PLAN.  Now if thousands of people supported a candidate who wanted to govern our country with a plan based on some 9s, they will surely vote for a Wee-Wee."